Wednesday, May 8, 2013

MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Wednesday 5/8/2013 6pm

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 507 Wednesday May 8th 2013 6pm Pacific Time
"Internet Talk Radio For Your Imagination!"


Below you'll be able to read the script from today's Willya Shadup segment.  Oh, it's some great reading!  Not responsible for blindness.

Today we hear from Benita, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster, PLUS we bring you the return of the political talk show that needs to be buried at the end of an obscure podcast, WILLYA SHADUP's LIBERTY NATION FREEDOM PHONE FOR ALL!

Tomorrow we will bring you the interview delayed from today with the band THE GOOD LISTENERS, plus we'll hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino, and Bison Bentley!

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The script for today's Willya Shadup segment...

Hello, this is Willya Shadup and I hate Moooozlems!  I hate them so much I say their name funny.  Mooooozlems!  I could say Muslims, but that wouldn't demonstrate how much I hate them! (Except Cat Stevens.)  Let's take a call…

 

Hello, Willya, I would like to ask you as a fellow Republican how we are supposed to not lose another presidential election if we perpetuate the stereotype of being the party of hate?  You saying you hate Muslims. Ann Coulter saying the same.  All of FOX news sounding like a hate factory.

 

OH YEAH??? What about Democrats hating CHRISTIANS? Huh?

 

How can you say Democrats hate Christians? Have you seen how many Christian churches there are in the USA? Have you seen how many Democrats want a nice comfy cloud to sit on when their dead? Do you know how boring Sundays are WITHOUT going to church?

 

Right, and how else are you supposed to meet chicks?

 

Exactly!  I'm not going online!  I might end up on a blind date with a chicken.

 

Fellow Republican I believe you and I have found our point of agreement.  However, I still hate Democrats!

 

And I'm sure most of them hate Republicans.  And I bet a lot hate Ann Coulter.

 

And yet does that get any media attention??? No!!!  Because all media is controlled by liberal left wing lefties and their left handed Hollywood homosexual friends!

Actually, Willya, most media say in their political news stories that both sides do it.  That no one party is innocent.  It's their way of trying to APPEAR unbiased, when really they really just end up over looking whatever the hysterical extremist side is saying.

 

And what side are you insinuating is that?

 

Willya, have you listened to your show lately?

 

I DON'T HAVE TIME I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF DOING IT! Thank you caller I hope you have a good day trying to exist in that world you live in where you use your brain and stuff.  Whatta loser!  And that's all the brain I can use on today's show---and all the Coulter Bashing I can take.  Never put down my beautiful blonde angel.  Your hair so glowing, your opinions so adroit. I long for your next exciting book, so I can stare at the cover. So hot.  This is Willya Shadup's Liberty Nation Freedom Phone For All!  Back to you, Mike, who looks nothing like Ann Coulter, dammit.

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