Saturday, January 23, 2010

Mike Asks WHAT THE HECK? about Television


CONAN...WE WILL MISS THEE...REALLY WE WILL!

Conan has left the building and some people have expressed a "hurrah" for this fact. Some people just didn't get Conan's humor. We'll call these people..."old." Conan's humor wasn't crass, it wasn't toilet, it wasn't most crap on Comedy Central. (Okay, once in a very great while it is.)

It was goofy. It was "cartoonish." It was geeky. It was dead-on at times. I heard one conservative "humorist" say what's the new thing that Conan will do next? Hopefully be funny, he said. Another columnist said Conan's fans (I'm with Coco) won't stick around for him when he comes back "somewhere" in September.

THEY WILL. I would be more worried for the "Leno Fans." Those folks are more likely to stroke out on their TV dinner trays before he comes back to the Tonight Show after the Winter Olympics. Leno will come back and DO THE EXACT SAME STUPID SHOW he did at 11:35 before and at 10pm for the past 4 months. His audience has moved on (or died). Letterman should be so happy. He does a consistently great show on a consistently consistent network that lets him continue consistently. Craig Ferguson is a genius on after him. Fallon is a joke. The Roots are an amazing band. I grew up with Kimmel's kind in the San Fernando Valley so I am sick of him...though he sometimes makes me laugh.

So in conclusion I am a sucky blog writer but I had something to say this Saturday afternoon, post Conan finale. I will miss the man that made me laugh, that made me cry (this week--thanks Adam), and who will someday bring back a sunny day to my TV later this year.

By the way, I don't watch TV. It's a fact. I watch it all on the internet. Hulu, if you must know. And the only two shows I watch are Conan and "The Dog Whisperer." I'd watch "How I Met Your Mother" but I'm so behind that at this point I'm just going to buy the entire DVD set when it finally comes out.

That show's on CBS, interestingly enough.
CONAN IS GONE

Thursday, January 21, 2010

So NBC has really done it! They've booted Conan. He needed time to build his audience back in '93 when he started. The affiliates today are whiney babies. They couldn't wait. The thought of having the old chin guy back made them pee their pants with excitement. NBC CEO zuckyman bowed to pressure because he wets his pants regularly. Leno will suck at 11:35. I will NOT watch him. I will follow Conan wherever he goes!

The entertainment industry is full of fickle fools who don't care about giving anything time. I built a radio station and was let go after only 10 months because the station wasn't number 1. The station exists today and is getting WORSE ratings than when I ran it. The ratings came out yesterday and IT'S DEAD LAST!

Don't get into the entertainment industry. IT IS RUN BY MORONS. ONLY SCUM RISES TO THE SURFACE. IT'S ALL EVIL EVIL PEOPLE AT THE TOP. Rock your own creativity on the internet! Build your empire on the internet because THAT IS THE LAST MEDIUM THAT TRULY BELONGS TO THE PEOPLE!

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Huntsville, AL: CC's market-leading WDRM was off 12.8-10.3, but continues to be No. 1. Abercrombie's Classic Country WQAH slipped for the third straight sweep, 3.5-3.4 (12-10), though it still topped Fall '08's 3.2. Cumulus' WWFF descended 1.8-1.0 (14-15t).

I was let go a year ago from WWFF blamed for the ratings (ala Conan). Looking at above, I see my ratings were never THAT low. Why don't they just pull the plug on the sucker!

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Will any of us watch Leno after all that's happened? I don't think his ratings dipped because of his ten pm placement. 40 and under can't stand him. Fox plz hlp

Saturday, January 16, 2010

My dog's growls are interesting. They all end in question marks. So if growls are questions, what are the answers? Are our questions actually growls? Grrrrrrrr?

Friday, January 15, 2010

This has been an interesting media week. NBC gives up like a bunch of ninnies (the Ninny Broadcasting Network?) and cans Conan. Rush shows how much hatred he has for Haiti. Even conservative TV hosts are chastising him ('course they'll apologize for that later to keep their audience like the Republican politicians did a year ago).

Thursday, January 14, 2010

My dog has an interesting way of staring right into my soul. He will do it for minutes at a time. How does a being like that also eat its own poo? Oh badbreath!

Friday, January 8, 2010

Got a new dog. Everyone should get one! I went almost twenty years without one. They are so great for your health! They keep you walking & positive. Love dogs!!