MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 298 Tuesday May 1st 2012
"Internet Talk Radio For Your Imagination!"
and you might know that it's May Day
it's celebrated around the planet
it's for spring and the summer we'll soon get
in communist countries it celebrates the workers
it's not a holiday in the U.S. except for Hawaii where I'm sure
they call the day "Lei Day" that's something I didn't know
but most of all today you need a May pole
or you celebrate Loyalty Day made in the U.S. to show loyalty to our country started by President Eisenhower
that day was in response to the scare of communism
don't eat old food cuz you can get botulism...and that's no good...today is also Mother Goose Day...and Save the Rhino Day...you're welcome.Today we hear from Benita, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster, PLUS we bring you the segment MIKE's SCAVENGER HUNT, and on NEWS RANDOM, an empty mystery diner is finally opened! Tomorrow we bring you the segment MIKE RIPS SOMEONE A NEW ONE, plus we'll hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino, and Bison Bentley: three people who have never caught botulism, except for last May Day when the Brewmaster served them rootbeer made with mayonnaise. The Brewmaster then had to leave the country for a few weeks while the three food poisoning victims got over their desire for revenge. You can only imagine the tension that hung in the air the day the Brewmaster returned. Good thing he brought some more delicious mayonnaise rootbeer to break the ice. Mike MatthewsSponsor this show and what you think is actually the best thing you've ever heard will in reality be only the third best thing you've ever heard. That's because you will replace that hierarchy with this phenomenal show. That and the sound of an elephant laughing is always a close second. Their laughter is so infectious! Just like that weird elephant fly that follows you after you've been near one. Email me if you'd like to sponsor the show or if you'd like to be a guest on the show at MikesDailyPodcast@gmail.com MikesDailyPodcast.comAlso check out MikesDailyPodcast.blogspot.com & MikesDailyPodcast.tumblr.com Subscribe on iTunes at http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michaelmatthewss-podcast/id318601461Or listen on your phone at Stitcher.com at http://www.stitcher.com/MIKESDAILY and enter the promo code MIKESDAILY to possibly win the $100 cash card! "Like" this show on facebook at http://facebook.com/MikesDailyPodcast"Yelp" about this show at http://www.yelp.com/biz/Mikes-Daily-Podcast-castro-valley
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