MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Friday 5/11/2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 307 Friday May 11th 2012
"Internet Talk Radio For Your Imagination!"

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http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2012-05-11T10_00_58-07_00

DISCLAIMER: The 8 pound gorilla featured in today's show is actually 800 pounds.  I just accidentally divided by 100.  I good wit numbers!

JP Morgan loses a bunch of cash
2 billion dollars is quite a big stash
so here comes more regulation for the banks
after 30 years of fun they have to get their spanks
Time magazine has a mom breast-feeding her three year old
I'm progressive about issues but this one I must hold
off on because that's just a bit much, don't you think?
But I don't have breasts so I guess I'm not one to speak
meanwhile Republicans say Obama's a bully because he teased a girl named Coretta in middle school
bullying is a big issue and is in very bad taste
let's focus on that and not the damn political race...today is Eat What You Want Day, Twilight Zone Day, and Military Spouses Day.

Today we hear from Benita, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster, PLUS we bring you the segment INTO AN INTERVIEW with part 2 of my interview with the lead singer of the band The Balconies, Jacquie Neville, AND on NEWS RANDOM, why Starbucks why?

Tomorrow we'll hear part 3 of my interview with lead singer of The Balconies, Jacquie Neville, PLUS we'll hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley on Birth Mother's Day and Fatigue Syndrome Day.  Valentino thinks he has Fatigue Syndrome, but then he realizes he's just tired of Bison.  Bison, you're just a tiring kind of guy.  Stop that.

Mike Matthews

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