MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Wednesday 11/30/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 181 Wednesday November 30th 2011

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Sorry no podcast yesterday
I got wrapped up in so much work and play
I visited San Francisco and saw a lot
staying near the piers and boats that bob
you'll hear in my segment MIKE ON MOBILE all that I did
it's cellphone quality and my phone is a piece of shi---biddydoo
then last night my friends Terri and Steve
took me out to a German birthday dinner more delicious than you can believe!
I had Schnitzel and a beer that was so delicious and so much.  Almost a bucket's worth!
So this is Wednesday's exciting podcast
let's hope it makes up for no Tuesday show alas.

Today we hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, PLUS we bring you the segment...well...you know what is is because I mentioned it in the song above.

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment that we were supposed to get to today, I mean yesterday, THE PAM BAUMGARDNER FILES!  Plus we'll hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player: three people that don't like to listen to MIKE ON MOBILE because it reminds them that they never return my calls.  Who the heck do they think they are?!?  Answer your phone once in a while!  Geez!

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Monday 11/28/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 180 Monday November 28th 2011

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Last night I watched Back to the Future Three
on blue ray so it was so much clearer to see
they shot the old west town parts up here in the Sonora area
we know someone lived there then and said it was the place to be uh
what's funny is my mom new someone in the late eighties
who lived over there in Port Hueneme
and saw them shoot the final scene with the time machine train
and he saw the day they destroyed the Delorean that must have been insane!
Living in California you tend to see movies being made.  And then you see movies 20 years later and go...oh, I know where that is!
Mary Steenburgen moved to the Ventura County and Ojai
she may have been introduced during that Back to the Future time.

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we bring you the segment NEW RANDOM with news that concerns your seat.  The one you're sitting on?  Maybe.

Tomorrow we bring you the segment MIKE ON MOBILE with me calling in from another interesting location, PLUS we'll hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor: three people who have never watched a Back to the Future movie.  They are what scientists like to call...cave dwellers.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Saturday 11/26/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 178 Saturday November 26th 2011

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So Black Friday is over now
and we wonder why we got up so early and how
so many people got up early and stood outside
hoping for some magical savings on crap inside
I don't believe in that sort of mass hysteria
it's like cool aid pouring down and being lapped up like sangria
let's all wake up for a far better cause
like all of coming together to save Santa Clause
because he needs to be saved!  There's like a hundred movies on tv this time of year that say so.
So here we go with Saturday's awesome podcast
listen to the whole thing because it maybe the last...no....just kidding...wanted to get your attention.

Today we hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, PLUS we bring you the segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK?  What will it be?  Oh, the suspense!

Tomorrow we'll bring you a fantastic segment called MIKE's CASSETTE CUBBYHOLE featuring an interview from the nineties that I did with a band that no longer exist...and Lord do I miss them!  We'll also hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player: three people that get up really early every year for Black Friday.  Not for the shopping but because they ate a lot and, well, you know.  They have to attend to business.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Friday 11/25/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 177 Friday November 25th 2011

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So yesterday was turkey day
or to some football non-stop day
kind of ironic ain't it that there's guy sweating on fields
while fat guys watch them having just eaten big meals
my wife made her first turkey and it was delicious
she made home made stuffing that was outrageous
and then to top it all off a pecan pumpkin cheese cake
that is something I hope she again will make
meanwhile I am the worst host in the world because I don't have a tv
on Thanksgiving males watch what football brings
while the women enjoy talking about real things...like Black Friday...is that today?

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we bring you the segment MIKE ON MOBILE where I call in from the Thanksgiving festivities from yesterday.  Enjoy a little time traveling.

Tomorrow we bring you the segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK?  Plus we hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor: three people that enjoy watching football games on Thanksgiving.  Oh...and that saying what you're thankful for around the dinner table.  I'm thankful that I don't have an addiction to football...just bad 80's music.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Wednesday 11/23/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 176 Wednesday November 23rd 2011

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So yesterday I had a birthday
so much fun and I had some cake
it was carrot cake which is close to my heart
in fact the whole day was full of carbs
we ate at a place called Home Room in North Oakland
they serve mac and cheese in various styles and brands
I had the Mexican one that had in it chorizo
what a lunch but then there were more carbs to go!
Later, we ate calzones at my in-law's house and they were amazing! 
So I think as well as turning 43 yesterday
I gained 43 pounds to I'll eat better today!

Today we hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, PLUS we bring you the segment MIKE ON MOBILE where I call in from an undisclosed location.  Well, we disclose it later on today.  Maybe.  You'll have to listen to find out.

Tomorrow IS THANKSGIVING!  I'm sorry, but I seriously doubt I'll have time to bring you a THANKSGIVING podcast...so sorry.  I'm flaking twice in one week.  But geez it's two holidays for me!  Oh yeah, and as well as it being t-day, it's my Mom's b-day!  So cut me some slack.  Like you'd have time to listen tomorrow anyway.

Friday we will bring you the segment MIKE ON MOBILE with a call from the Thanksgiving festivities.  Plus we'll hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley: three people who think that carbs grow on trees.  Well, they're sort of right.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Monday 11/21/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 175 Monday November 21st 2011

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It's the day before my birthday full of happiness and sorrow
just want you to know there will be no podcast for tomorrow
November 22nd will be a day of reflection and peace
saying goodbye to 42 and welcoming 43
and as you know if you have any facebook friends
you get "happy birthday" greetings that never end
they all say "Happy Birthday and have a good one!"
or they mention an inside joke that's sometimes fun
or, sometimes, you get no happy birthday's at all.  With my under 300 friends I guess that's entirely possible.
So as I go further into the middle age
I'm enjoying less having to turn the page.

Today we hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, PLUS we bring you the new segment WOW SCHATZ WOW! where we tell you a story that's surprising.  As my mom would say, "Wow, Schatz, wow!"

Tomorrow, as I mentioned before, will be no podcast because I'll be enjoying my birthday.  However, Wednesday we will come back with the segment MIKE ON MOBILE where I'll more than likely call in from my birthday festivities.  So much fun!  We'll also hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player: three people that never give me anything for my birthday.  That's probably a good thing.  I don't think they could pick out a gift if their lives depended on it.  Right now their lives depend on air and a healthy dose of cheese wiz.  Sad.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Sunday 11/20/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODAST effizode 174 Sunday November 20th 2011

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So today I watched my first Raiders game
in quite awhile and it was not at all lame
they beat the Vikings and it was fun to watch
and the whole game I hardly looked at my watch
you see I must admit I'm not the biggest sports fan
I'll watch at my father-in-law's because he's a Raiders man
I ask him lots of questions because I'm completely naive
but now I have a bunch of knowledge up my sleeve
for example, did you know the Raiders have a...uh...hell, I don't remember
like I said I could give a crap about sports
but I respect the guys who play, they're the dedicated sort.

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we bring you the segment MIKE's SCAVENGER HUNT where I tell you about an interesting place that you should really hunt for.  We surprise interview someone there and have a good laugh.

Tomorrow we bring you the NEW segment called WOW SCHATZ WOW! where we discuss something that would make my German mother say to me "WOW, SCHATZ, WOW!"  We also hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor: three people that love football games.  So much so that they have occasionally tackled me and thrown me out the window of THE LAST PLACE ON EARTH.  But, to be fair, sometimes I deserve it.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Saturday 11/19/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 173 Saturday November 19th 2011

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So here it is sweet Saturday
and Thanksgiving's on its way
also my birthday in 3 days
can I avoid that in any way?
Oh yes there's death but I'm not ready for that
who really is? As a matter of fact
most people want to live at least another day
'carpe diem" is what they always say
at least Thanksgiving's 2 days after my birthday so I'll have something to cheer me up
42 was supposed to be an awesome year
it's wasn't bad but I hope 43's not a beer...I mean bear...rhyming's difficult.

Today we hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, PLUS we bring you the segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK?

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment MIKE's SCAVENGER HUNT where we tell you about an interesting place you'll want to find.  Plus we'll hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley: three people who think 42 is the answer to the ultimate question.  That question being...have I read too many Douglas Adam's books?

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Friday 11/18/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 172 Friday November 18th 2011

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Here I am on a Friday evening
sorry to get this show late to thee-ing
I was busy with helping out family members
now it's podcasting time if I can remember
tonight I might be seeing the band we had on the show
they're called Mister Loveless if you didn't know
I interviewed the lead singer, Rob, and he was all right
they're playing in Oakland tonight if you're in the area tonight
yes, that's Occupy Oakland territory, but you just need to be anti-banks to blend in
no, that's not as easy as it sounds
is there an atm nearby that I can get my money out?

Today we hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, PLUS we bring you the segment RIDICULOUS RANDOM POSTS featuring the latest of what's being social media-izing.

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK?  Plus we'll hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player: three people who love it when I podcast late because it gives them more time to sleep.  They are cryogenically frozen till they appear on the show.  So costly. 

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Thursday 11/17/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 171 Thursday November 17th 2011

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I was looking for documentaries on Hulu
there was one on Ed Wood...who knew?
Ed Wood was at the helm
of Plan 9 From Outer Space an awful film
he directed some of the worst movies ever made
including Glen or Glenda and a virtual parade
of horror films that watching now are such a ride
he had Bela Lugosi in most of them before he died
Tim Burton made a movie called Ed Wood with Johnny Depp that talked about all the crazy stuff he did
Martin Landau got an Academy Award
for playing Bela which looked pretty hard.

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we bring yoiu the segment NEWS RANDOM featuring an interesting story about furniture.  Yes, that's possible.

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment RIDICULOUS RANDOM POSTS plus we'll hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor: three people who have acted in awful movies.  Those movies need to be seen now.  Unfortunately, they have buried the reels under a Costco in Alhambra.  They will never be seen again.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Wednesday 11/16/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 170 Wednesday November 16th 2011

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Yesterday my wife and I
went with some friends on a drive
to a cool spot in Oakland sight seeing
where people are no longer living
it's the Mountain View cemetery and don't be scared
it has some very famous people who are interred there
including the guy from Ghirardelli Chocolate
and the founder of the University of California
plus the founder of Crocker Bank...does anyone remember that bank?  None of the protesters do either.
the view of the entire bay area was great
that place you just don't want to stay there too late!

Today we hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, PLUS we bring you the return of the segment WILLYA SHADUP's LIBERTY NATION FREEDOM PHONE FOR ALL.

Tomorrow we'll hear the segment NEWS RANDOM plus we'll hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley: three people that hope to only visit a cemetery once.  Once.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Tuesday 11/15/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 169 Tuesday November 15th 2011

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Yesterday I experienced IKEA
so much there to see-uh
going on a weekday is the best time
lots of room and shorter lines
the names are truly something many English speaking folk
have the toughest time to pronounce and try to spoke
we wanted some drapes and I must say right here
the selection was limited but Swedish meatballs over there!
I don't know why whenever I leave there I feel like I left not finding what I was looking for.
So cheap furniture has only one spot
unfortunately the perfect place it is not.

Today we hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, PLUS we bring you the segment MIKE ON MOBILE where I call in from yet another fantastic location!

Tomorrow we'll bring you the return of the segment WILLYA SHADUP's LIBERTY NATION PHONE FREE FOR ALL!  Plus we'll hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player: three people that once got lost in IKEA.  They were confused by all the slashes through the letter "o."

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Monday 11/14/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 168 Monday November 14th 2011

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So what is up with Andy Samberg
I think his talent has hit an iceberg
he seems to be the one who's always the guy
to put together the Digital Short on Saturday Night Live
his stuff has been so funny, original, and so wit quick
but lately he's doing the same white nerdy hip hop shtick
I think he's mined that subject matter for all it's worth
but who am I to say since I do a song every day here on earth
some may say that I have hit a wall.  Yes, the wall is entitled Mike's lacking musical skill.
So let's see Andy do more funny off the wall characters
he's already more talented than that guy with the last name Sandler.

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we bring you the NEW segment MIKE RIPS SOMEONE A NEW ONE!  Someone's gonna get it!  Oooo, how gratuitous! 

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment MIKE ON MOBILE from a nifty new location...Warning!  The podcast will probably be posted much later in the day since I will be creating a fun MIKE ON MOBILE with my friends Terri and Steve.  We'll also hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor: three people that don't know who Andy Samberg is.  Except Chely.  She's crushing hard.  No, really, she's crushing hard the ground below her.  She's gained a little weight.  I hope she doesn't read this. 

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Sunday 11/13/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 167 Sunday November 13th 2011

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So it is Sunday and I'll ask you
what the heck am I supposed to do?
I don't watch football though you'll hear later on
that I was actually at a game and it was fun
shall I walk my dog on a Sunday afternoon
yes I shall but what shall come after so soon?
Shall I walk amongst a flee market gathering
and buy some junk over priced despite haggling
the possibilities are limitless and equally uninteresting.  Maybe I should do Christmas shopping.
So figuring out what to do on Sunday's hard
maybe I'll home make a bunch of Christmas cards

Today we hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and we bring you the segment MIKE ON MOBILE where Mike calls in from an undetermined location.

Tomorrow we bring you the NEW segment MIKE RIPS SOMEONE A NEW ONE, plus we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley: three people who never do anything on Sunday's.  Except vegetate.  They're good at doing that.  Ironically they vegetate while eating meat products.  Go figure.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Saturday 11/12/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 166 Saturday November 12th 2011

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Last night I was in a store
I've noticed of turkeys there's a lot more
Thanksgivings coming up
so they're stalking up on that stuff
do you buy the biggest turkey and stuff it in your freezer
we would have to throw out everything like a geezer
to make room for an enormous ice bird
shaped like a watermelon if that's the correct word
we're going to do Thanksgiving at our house so sooner or later we need to get one of those
then comes stuffing, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce,
pumpkin pie, gravy, and a lot of dirty pots!

Today we hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, PLUS we bring you the segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK? featuring a word that too many people are using.  They must stop!

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment MIKE ON MOBILE.  I'll be calling in from an interesting location.  You can actually hear it ahead of time if you follow me on twitter at MikeTalks.  Tomorrow we'll also hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player: three people that have all cooked Thanksgiving dinner.  That their dinner guests survived was another thanksgiving!

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Friday 11/11/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 165 Friday November 11th 2011

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Last night I teleported to 1979
watching "Breaking Away" while I dined
I watched it on a big TV screen on DVD
almost like being in a theater in the 70's
except there were no feathered haircuts in front
just my boxer, Basil, and a box of empty donuts
no, there were no donuts, I made that up
the movie was old and lots of fun
Dennis Quaid is barely 20 years old but he's not the star of the movie.
The movie makes you want to ride a bike
but I hate doing that so I'll just keep being Mike!

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we bring you the segment MIKE MAKES MUSIC featuring a new Mike song you might be humming later today.

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment WHAT'S THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK?  Plus we'll hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor: three people that are afraid of bicycles.  They think they lead to testicular cancer.  Yes, they're not very bright.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Friday 11/11/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 165 Friday November 11th 2011

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Last night I teleported to 1979
watching "Breaking Away" while I dined
I watched it on a big TV screen on DVD
almost like being in a theater in the 70's
except there were no feathered haircuts in front
just my boxer, Basil, and a box of empty donuts
no, there were no donuts, I made that up
the movie was old and lots of fun
Dennis Quaid is barely 20 years old but he's not the star of the movie.
The movie makes you want to ride a bike
but I hate doing that so I'll just keep being Mike!

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we bring you the segment MIKE MAKES MUSIC featuring a new Mike song you might be humming later today.

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment WHAT'S THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK?  Plus we'll hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor: three people that are afraid of bicycles.  They think they lead to testicular cancer.  Yes, they're not very bright.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Thursday 11/10/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 164 Thursday November 10th 2011

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Why do people go so nuts
for numerology dates and stuff
like tomorrow being 11/11/11
it's only cool if your name is Kevin
and what the hell is up with ATT?
They gave me a day yesterday that was nutty ty!
I was calling about problems with my phone
the accent I heard sounded like a backwards palindrome
Oh, and I hope you enjoyed my interview with Steve Jordan...that one cost me seven bucks!
Oops, Canada is an international call
we speak the same language so I got confused, y'all!

Today we hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, PLUS we bring you the segment THE MIKELOPEDIA INSANICA where we pull another topic from that famous book!

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment MIKE MAKES MUSIC, plus we'll hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley: three people who hate AT&T so much they started their own phone company.  It's called OFF THE GRID.  Don't bother trying to reach them 'cause they're OFF THE GRID!

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Wednesday 11/9/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 163 Wednesday November 9th, 2011

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So here it is on Wednesday
and I have something here to say
I was going to do my segment on today's show
called Ridiculous Random Posts but now no
the segment's based on what people post to social media
well no one's saying anything interesting to me...dia
so I will read three posts then call it a podcast
is the internet losing what made it a blast?
Let's face it, what are the 2 destinations people go to on the net?  Email and facebook.
So let's try to make this an interesting show
Saturday Night Live was sure funny this week, though!

Today we hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, PLUS we bring you the segment...well...you know.

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment THE MIKELOPEDIA INSANICA plus we'll hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player:  three people who never post anything to their social media site.  That's because they think a post is something you run into while you're paying too much attention to your smart phone.

Mike

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MIKE's DAILY PODCAST Tuesday 11/8/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 162 Tuesday November 8th 2011

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Last night my wife made Jambalaya
it was good, my mouth on fiya
then we watched George Strait's "Pure Country"
a little get back to the earth movie from the nineties
it laughed at how country stars get too full of theatrics
with fireworks and video screens and other tricks
when it should just be about someone and their guitar
not so much a keyboard since the electric chord doesn't go that far
you know, all the way out to the shack in the mountains surrounded by sheep and that one evil goat
so let's hear it for the music and culture of the South
I sometimes miss it when it's been a while I've been without

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we bring you the new segment MIKE's CASSETTE CUBBYHOLE!

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment RIDICULOUS RANDOM POSTS plus we'll hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor: three people who have never seen "Pure Country."  They are also three people who never watched CMT.  See, that's funny, because for a long time that's all CMT ever showed.  Morning, noon, and night, it was the movie "Pure Country."  Kinda like Comedy Central and "Half Baked."

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Monday 11/7/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 161 Monday November 7th 2011

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So here we are at Monday
and we wonder what will come day
I have a bunch of things to do
one of them is keep my head from getting too cool
this time of year the temp is too cold for my head
since I'm bald and don't wear toupee's instead
so I went shopping for hats yesterday and found three I like
hats are a little pricey don't understand the price hike
you can't find them during the summer, and now they're too expensive
dang my hair follicles for only producing air
but I guess I don't have to worry about "hat hair"

Today we hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, PLUS we bring you the segment EMAIL FOR ME MAIL with one very interesting submission!

Tomorrow we'll bring you the NEW segment called MIKE's CASSETTE CUBBYHOLE where he bring you rare audio nuggets from his extensive cassette collection!  Plus we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Floyd the Floorman:  three people who aren't bald.  Although I'm not sure about Rootabega.  That wig has texture I've never seen hair have.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Sunday 11/6/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 160 Sunday November 6th 2011

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Today we hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer, PLUS we bring you the much adored and postponed segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK?

Tomorrow we will bring you the segment EMAIL FOR ME MAIL, plus we'll hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player: three people who love Daylight Savings Time.  They think more money gets put in their savings accounts.  I'm not breaking them the news.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Saturday 11/5/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 159 Saturday November 5th 2011

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Here is a special MIKE's PODCAST PICNIC featuring some special house guest who are starting to smell like old fish in the refrigerator because they brought too few socks. 

Tomorrow we will bring you the segment that was supposed to be for today, WHAT'S THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK?  We'll also hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer: three people whose socks smell constantly.  But we love them!

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Friday 11/4/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 158 Friday November 4th 2011

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I love my local library
there are things there that make me merry
you can rent movies and TV shows
so you can tell Netflix & Blockbuster where to go...s
you can also check out CD's and they're great to listen to
I've got the greatest hits of the Beach Boys God Only Knows What I'd Do
but more importantly some more great news
I'm going to get a visit from my mom, Christa Matthews
she lives in Florida so it will be great to have her visiting here in California
so that's what's up on this Friday
the weekends here so it's "you don't have to cry" day

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley, as well as we bring you the segment WHY THE HELL DID I YELP THAT?

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK? Plus we'll hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer: three people who checked out movies from the library.  All included the actor John Corbet.  All sucked.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Thursday 11/3/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 157 Thursday November 3rd 2011

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So my wife is quite the chef I must say
she made a feast for her brother's b day
like Martha Stewart she made 3 courses
it was like a parade of food without the horses
she even made little menus that said what we'd eat
and she made a wedge salad that was pretty neat
then out came the prime rib with home made creamed spinach
if you ever watched Popeye it's impossible to rhyme with spinach
I'm strong to the finish, cuz I eats my spinach...something like that?
so I must say my wife is quite the cook
and not a single lesson she ever took

Today we hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, plus we bring you the new segment WILLYA SHADUP'S LIBERTY NATION FREEDOM PHONE FOR ALL.

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment WHY THE HELL DID I YELP THAT, plus we'll hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley: three people who do dinner parties twice a week.  They also get food poisoning three times a week.  Coincidence?

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Wednesday 11/2/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 156 Wednesday November 2nd 2011

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Sorry no podcast yesterday
it was my brother-in-law's birthday
my wife and I were busy getting it together fast
so I had no time to get on the mic and podcast
the night before of course was All Hallows Eve
and we just happened not to have any candy
so we turned off the porch lights and watched TV
but still 2 groups of kids came to the door and demanded candy
we didn't answer the door yet they kept ringing the door bell and banging on the door like we were harboring a fugitive!
so this year we ditched the greedy kids
can't wait till I'm a parent and do what they did!

Today we hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer, PLUS we bring you another installment of the segment NEWS RANDOM!  Today it has to do with one of the best TV shows I'm forced to watch!

Tomorrow we'll bring you a new segment called WILLYA SHADUP'S LIBERTY NATION FREEDOM PHONE FOR ALL, plus we'll hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player: three people how have ripped out their own porch lights to avoid trick-or-treaters.  It was also to avoid each other but whatever.

Mike

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