MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Friday 12/30/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 205 Friday December 30th 2011

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Today is the 2011's Friday that is the last
and today is the last of this years podcast
2011 was full of people saying goodbye
from Oprah to that Herman "harasses all woman" Cain guy
how did that Donald Trump guy lead the Republicans this year
do conservatives have so little integrity they think he's got a past that's clear
Obama's policies upset anyone with a liberal slant
so he's running for president with a bit of hurried pant
Oh, and REM said goodbye this year.  Though Michael Stipe's hair said goodbye long ago.
Now for 2012 please do me a favor, youth
please destroy any song that has any auto tune!

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we bring you INTO AN INTERVIEW with the finale of my interview with John DeKoven, the founder of Bunjo's Comedy Lounge in Dublin, California.

Tomorrow...nothing.  Actually, we won't be back until next Tuesday, January third!  That first show of 2012 will feature the much, much, oft delayed segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK?  Plus we'll hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor: three people that don't follow politics at all.  Except when it pertains to whether they have to pay any more in sales tax.  Then they just vote out who's ever in.  Reactionary?  Yes, as is America.  God bless it.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Thursday 12/29/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 204 Thursday December 29th 2011

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So it will be just a few days till it's here
2012 the year we never thought would appear
what with all the European debt crisis and threats
and China about to take over us from our debts
but as for now my water's still running and so is my electricity
that's good because I have a week left of lights being Christmassy
next year will be full of so much political debates and political bids
I only wish that we could throw away our TV...oh wait, we did
we watch the important shows off Hulu.  That better not go away.  I'll be very irate.
Oh, and the show will be off till next Tuesday
but we have one more show to do before then for Friday.

Today we hear from The Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, PLUS we bring you part 2 of our segment INTO AN INTERVIEW with special guest John DeKoven, the founder of Bunjo's Comedy Lounge in Dublin, California.

Tomorrow we'll hear the finale of our interview plus we'll hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley: three people who have no idea what's going on now in Europe.  They think Europe is some special part of Disneyland where you can spend a lot of money on food that has unpronounceable names.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Wednesday 12/28/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 203 Wednesday December 28th 2011

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So I missed my podcast yesterday
I had lots of things that were underway
my wife took the weekday opportunity
to go see the Cable Car Museum in the city
it's not very big but it tells how those cable cars
move around and don't call them trolleys cuz they aren't
since trolleys run on electricity
cable cars run on cables so there you see
isn't that just a bit of knowledge you didn't have before listening to this podcast?  No?
Then we went to Williams Sonoma
why anyone would pay those prices I don't know-uh.

Today we hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, PLUS we bring you the segment INTO AN INTERVIEW where we speak to John DeKoven the founder of a cool comedy club in Dublin, California called Bunjo's Comedy Lounge.

Tomorrow we'll hear part 2 of our interview plus we'll hear from The Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player: three people who won't ride cable cars because they can't stand rice a roni.  They think it tastes like over-salted mac and cheese.  This is their opinion not mine so please don't fire off any hate mail to me.  Thanks.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Monday 12/26/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 202 Monday December 26th 2011

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So Christmas is now gone and outta here
except for all the left over holiday shmeer
I meant to do a funny holiday lyric, though
about my boxer named Basil Rathbone
Basil the brown nosed boxer had a very shiny nose
and if he ever slobbered on you you would proably say "Ew! Grossss!"
Okay, now I'm officially done with all the Christmas stuff
no more holiday music till 2012 after Halloween that's rough
meanwhile we have a whole year to go through and delete every holiday song ever written!  Who's with me?
I hope you had a great Christmas yesterday
if you didn't then it's in the past and that's okay!

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, Bison Bentley, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, PLUS we bring you the segment INTO AN INTERVIEW with a very special guest!

Tomorrow we'll bring you the delayed and oft postponed segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK?  Plus we'll hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer: three people who love holiday music so much they play it at their house all year long.  They're what I like to call...deaf.

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MIKE's DAILY PODCAST Christmas Eve 12/24/201

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 201 Saturday December 24th 2011

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We shall return you to your regular scheduled Mike's Daily Podcast on Monday with the delayed WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK?  Plus we'll hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Friday 12/23/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 200 Friday December 23rd 2011

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Yes, my friend, it's the 200th effizode
I never thought I would get up to that number of shows
so let's celebrate by taking the next 2 days off
what you were going to do that anyway...mozzletoff!
yes that sounded like a black eyed peas song
but never mind that we need to push these lyrics along
and sing about how I've been doing this show since May Seventh
let's see if there is any chance I can rhyme anything with "seventh"
uh...I can't wait till we reach effizode 211th!  Did that work?
Oh and by the way I went through a sobriety check point
last night, man I'm glad I wasn't smoking a joint.

Today we hear from The Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, PLUS we bring you the postponed segment from yesterday MIKE ON MOBILE.

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK?  Plus we'll hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley: three people who are so happy it's the 200th effizode they're not showing up at all on today's show.  Those dang primadonna's.  I much preferred the girl group The Donna's:  They're still touring and their hair is still big!

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Thursday 12/22/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 199 Thursday December 22nd 2011

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Well yesterday I had computer problems
and after a long time I think I've solved them
when I did my story on Adele
that British website messed up my computer like hell
but that's about all I know so let's get in to other holiday deals
are you getting in the holiday mood or would you rather kiss an eel
that's how some people are and I understand their consternation
let's hope we all get through this as one focused nation
on today's show we find out how another nation deals with Christmas on our segment INTO AN INTERVIEW
so sorry this podcast is getting to you so late
enjoy it on your own schedule that's what makes this show so great.

Today we hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, PLUS we bring you the segment INTO AN INTERVIEW with a special guest from England!

Tomorrow we'll bring you the postponed segment from today, MIKE ON MOBILE, plus we'll hear from The Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player: three people who also have computer problems when they try read stories online about Adele.  Must be some strange Adele computer virus going around.  Does it also give you a soar throat?

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Wednesday 12/21/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 198 Wednesday December 21st 2011

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Here is Wednesday and I think you should spend
a night watching a couple holiday movies before the weekend
one of them is called The Family Stone
and features Rachel McAdams before she was in Sherlock Holmes
it also features Craig T. Nelson before he became the dad
on that tv show Parenthood but in this movie his dad's so bad
that's bad as in good and Diane Keaton plays an amazing mom
it's a great holiday movie where amusing things go wrong
I would also suggest Love Actually if you don't mind a million British Actors for 2 hours.  Fun movie.
Two movies that get you in the Christmas mood
and there's no Santa or guy named Scrooge!

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we bring you the segment WOW, SCHATZ, WOW! featuring some story that may make you go WOW!

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment MIKE ON MOBILE, plus we'll hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor: three people that tried to watch Love Actually but couldn't understand what anybody was saying so they turned it off and watched Monster Truck Madness instead.  Merry Christmas.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Tuesday 12/20/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 197 Tuesday December 20th 2011

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So I meant to do a podcast yesterday
but things got busy and ran away
I had to help my wife with sending off presents
it was like the North Pole here without the little peasants
I mean the little elves they are not at peasant level
they help out Santa Clause and he give them a medal
if they work overtime because he feels bad that they're used
way more than any little elf should be abused
and aren't elves magical?  You don't want to tick off someone with magic.
Then you'll get a spell put on you that's
why Santa Clause is very fat.

Today we hear from The Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, PLUS we bring you the segment MIKE MAKES MUSIC where I will debut my new song and also new Christmas song for you to love called "Front Yard Christmas Display!"

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment WOW, SCHATZ, WOW!  Plus we'll hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley: three people who have irritated Santa's elves and are now on constant elf watch.  One of those green little guys could sneak down their chimney and kill them in their sleep.  And what ever you do, don't feed them after midnight!  Gosh, that was a good movie.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Sunday 12/18/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 196 Sunday December 18th 2011

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So Christmas Day's just a week away
time to shop or those us who procrastinate
actually you have a whole week left
that means a bunch of time to waste yet
you could just find more interesting ways not to shop
you can avoid malls and massive parking lots
you can avoid the Internet because you can also shop there all day
if you're procrastinating that's the place you want to stay away
so that is the summation of the procrastinator's manual.  Use it for good, not evil.
Just asking have you bought a cheese log though?
That's one way to get rid of some of your hard earned dough.

Today we hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer, PLUS we bring you the segment RIDICULOUS RANDOM POSTS.

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment MIKE MAKES MUSIC plus we'll hear from The Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player: three people who buy all their Christmas gifts for people on December 26th.  Yes, I hate them, too.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Saturday 12/17/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 195 Saturday November 17th 2011

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Here it is Saturday and the world is still here
there's lots of Christmas shopping as it draws near
this morning I went to a Castro Valley breakfast place
my in-laws and I partook of the best food you'll ever taste
but then the rest of the day feels like your stuck in mud
and can't go anywhere I don't know how people do this stuff
I'm a light breakfast guy though they say every day you should spend
you should have your biggest meal at the start and smallest at the end
they also say you should never stick your finger in your ear so that's a lot to remember
so here is Saturday's sludgy show for you
if it slows down there's only so much I can do

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we bring you the segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK? 

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment RIDICULOUS RANDOM POSTS plus we'll hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer: three people that don't eat breakfast unless it is made in the form of a waffle.  Wouldn't that make Jeopardy more interesting...your answer in the form of a waffle?

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Friday 12/16/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 194 Friday December 16th 2011

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So last night I watched The Biggest Loser finale
on Hulu because I had dillydallied
I usually am not a big fan of the show
I enjoyed seeing all their progress, though
the biggest loser had lost like 225 pounds
that's like the weight of several large hounds
the one who lost barely any weight still lost around thirty
she was voted off first so maybe her experience wasn't pirty
the people on this show were less annoying than usual.  Thanks my wife for converting me!
Now I need to go walk my dog, Basil,
that's my exercise and it's never a hassle!

Today we hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer, PLUS we bring you the segment MIKE's CASSETTE CUBBYHOLE featuring a short radio play I made back in 1997 that NOBODY has ever heard!

Tomorrow we'll bring you the return of the segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK?  Plus we'll hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley: three people that have together lost 225 pounds!  Well, they lose things all the time.  They're really absent minded.  They've lost 225 pounds worth of stuff.  Including my DVD of Alec Baldwin in The Shadow.  Thanks a lot, guys!

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Thursday 12/15/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 193 Thursday December 15th 2011

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So today I discovered something about Costco
that Thursday afternoons is the day to go
there were more sample servers than usual
serving all sorts of delicious foods for you all
I had some onion thing that was probably high in fat
but it tasted so good but I didn't buy any of that
I did see some smoked salmon they served on cracker
that would be great for a lot of people coming over and wanting a snack..er
then gas is cheapest there.  It beats Rotten Robbie's by 2 cents.  Wow freakin' wow!
so that's my grocery shopping report to you
just because I know this is what you really want to do...shop...fer groceries.

Today we hear from The Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, PLUS we bring you the segment MIKE ON MOBILE with another call in from a unique location!

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment MIKE's CASSETTE CUBBYHOLE with another interesting lost piece of audio treasure!  Plus we'll hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer: three people that have been thrown out of Costco for sneaking in and then not producing their card when asked to.  Yes, they tried to stowaway Costco shop!  The nerve!

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Wednesday 12/14/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 192 Wednesday December 14th 2011

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So this is Wednesday's famous podcast
there is so much in today's show you won't want to pass
I watched a movie I last saw a long time ago
one called My Favorite Year that you probably don't know
it featured the actress that plays the mom in My Big Fat Greek Wedding
this was back in the 80's and she played a mom that's so upsetting
it also featured an old Peter O'Tool who is still alive
he must have be immortal because most people think he died
it also has the curly haired guy from that TV show Perfect Strangers so this is a quality movie!
I'm glad I get to see the weird old movies I see
with you because I'm sure you appreciate me!

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we won't bring you INTO AN INTERVIEW because the guest got too busy and shined me on.  Instead we will bring you what was supposed to be yesterday's segment WHY THE HELL DID I YELP THAT?

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment MIKE ON MOBILE, plus we'll hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor: three people who think Peter O'Tool is an Irish drilling instrument.  Yes, if you're Irish feel free to hate them.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Tuesday 12/13/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 191 Tuesday December 13th 2011

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So last night I think I made a masterpiece
it was pork chops with a side of peas
no, there were no peas, I lied
I needed to invent a rhyming side
we made our own bread crumbs using a food processor
took some dried out bread and gave them the "what for"
then added some spices and used them on the chops
then threw them in the oven and it was like pulling out all the stops
we made some brown rice with it and if you heard yesterday's song you'll know why
so that's all that's really interesting to say today
that and now I'm over my pork chop crave...ing

Today we hear from The Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, PLUS we bring you the segment MIKE ON MOBILE featuring me calling in from an interesting, unexpected location.

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment INTO AN INTERVIEW with an interesting guest...possibly.  Or we'll get to the postponed WHY THE HELL DID I YELP THAT?  Plus we'll hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Pakring Attendant, and Bison Bentley: three people that eat pork chops with every meal.  Well, they did until Dr. Oz came by and slapped all of them.  I think he was making a point.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Monday 12/12/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 190 Monday December 12th 2011

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So try not to eat to many calories today
remember that there are better things to eat than what we usually put away

That rhyme makes more sense when you listen to the entire podcast.  Today's show features Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, PLUS we bring you the segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK?

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment WHY THE HELL DID I YELP THAT? Plus we'll hear from The Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player: three people who have never owned a rice cooker.  Had they owned one maybe we could all sleep better at night.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Sunday 12/11/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 189 Sunday December 11th 2011

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The MDP is back!  Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we bring you the segment MIKE ON MOBILE with me calling in from one of the locations over the past couple of "absentee" days!

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK? Plus we'll hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer: three people who are so boring even their prayers are autotuned.  To understand that joke, listen to today's show!

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Wednesday 12/7/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 188 Wednesday December 7th 2011

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So my Mom comes in for a visit from F L A
I haven't seen her in over a year so I can't wait
we're going to Alcatraz tomorrow for sure
maybe I'll get out for good behavior
then on Friday we're going to go to China Town
and maybe find some dim sum we can go chow down
then on Saturday we see some vineyards in Livermore
there's a chance that I'll get tipsy off what is poured
then my Mom goes home on Sunday.  A brief whirlwind of a San Francisco trip.
So no podcasts till Monday but if you're bored
there's a month of shows you can replay or...not...whatever.

Today we hear from The Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, PLUS we bring you the segment EMAIL FOR ME MAIL where we find out who the winner is of MIKE's YULETIDE PERSONALIZED MP3 FOR THEE CONTEST!

Tomorrow...no show...or Friday...or Sa-- yeah, you get it.  We'll be back on Monday with the segment MIKE ON MOBILE hearing me calling in from one of the cool places we're going with Mom to.  Plus we'll hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley: three people who have never been to San Francisco.  Well, they have, but they make the mistake of calling it "Frisco" and then promptly get beaten up and forget about the whole thing.  I know, that is strange.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Tuesday 12/6/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 187 Tuesday December 6th 2011

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Last night I watched a cool kid's movie
I finally saw Despicable Me
it reminded me of The Incredibles style
but it was more silly and cgi wild
the main guy looks like Uncle Fester with Steve Carrel's nose
actually the voice is Steve so that works great I suppose
he has a whole army of strange little balloon like mutants
oh, and my allergies are still here and so is the mucus
wow...that was a completely unnecessary rhyme.  I apologize!
Then we watched Julia Robert's first movie Mystic Pizza
we rented them from the library isn't that really neat...uh?

Today we hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, PLUS we bring you the segment MIKE's CASSETTE CUBBYHOLE where we hear the finale of my interview with a band in the 90's that sadly is no longer around and is nowhere to be found on the internet.

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment EMAIL FOR ME MAIL and read the winner of MIKE's YULETIDE PERSONALIZED MP3 FOR THEE CONTEST.  If you haven't entered yet, listen for the email address during the podcast and send me your 3 paragraphs on why Christmas 2011 will be the best ever!  You can win a personalized greeting from all the characters at THE LAST PLACE ON EARTH where MIKE's DAILY PODCAST broadcasts from.  We'll also hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player: three people who have never watched Despicable Me...though they often looked in the mirror and said the title of that movie.  So sad.  They need to work on their self esteem.  A little.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Monday 12/5/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 186 Monday December 5th 2011

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So my sinuses are all  messed up
since the crazy December winds kicked up
and I've noticed I only drink tea
when some ailment is affecting me
some people prefer tea to coffee and that's okay
but tea seems to be such hard drink to make
boiling water then waiting while a bag changes the flavor
and then it tastes pretty good but what's all the effort for?
But it's the only thing I can drink when I'm sick so I guess I must just deal with it.
So today's show may not be the best thing
I am hoping that you'll be a little understanding

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant , and Bison Bentley, PLUS we bring you the segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK?

Tomorrow we'll hear the segment MIKE's CASSETTE CUBBYHOLE with part 2 of an interview he did with a band that no longer exists.  This was an awesome band so it's too bad they're gone.  We'll also hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor: three people who never have sinus problems.  They just have Linus problems.  They can't get rid of their blankets.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Sunday 12/4/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 185 Sunday December 4th 2011

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Now the winds have caused me
to experience the fun of allergies
why does it always happen to me
like my mom coming to visit this week
so I am hoping that it clears up before she gets  here
she's visiting from Florida and I haven't seen her in over a year
we're going to see Alcatraz, China Town, and Livermore
the vineyards are better than in Napa that's for shore!
And less freakin' pretentious!  Don't you hate pretentiousness?  I hate myself sometimes.
Oh, and I fixed a cassette tape that was all a mess
do you know how difficult that is and pointless?

Today we hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, PLUS we hear the finale of our INTO AN INTERVIEW with singer/songwriter Mary Z. Wilson of the band The Restless Hillfillies as well as one more great song!

Tomorrow we bring you the much missed segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK?  Plus we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley: three people who have tried to fix cassette tapes...by throwing them out!  Save them by destroying them.  That's the Vulcan way.  ?!?

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Saturday 12/3/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 184 Saturday December 3rd 2011

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So it's Christmas time again
must include man's best friend
that would be the special canine
dress him up in holiday clothes so fine
the Hayward Santa Paws parade happened this morning at ten
it was full of every type of human's best friend
along with dogs there was a pig and a little pony
I brought Basil, my Boxer, and he was looking for a bone..ee
no, it was a lot of watch where you walk, there's some dogs he gets along with and some he doesn't
so now I'm in the Christmas mood, I suppose
though the chilly wind has messed up my nose

Today we hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, PLUS we bring you PART 2 of the much acclaimed segment INTO AN INTERVIEW featuring our special guest singer/songwriter Mary Z. Wilson of the band The Restless Hillfillies!

Tomorrow we will bring you part 3 of INTO AN INTERVIEW with Mary.  Plus we'll hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player: three people who don't like going to holiday parades.  They're afraid one of the clowns in the little cars will drive over their toes.  I know, that's so clown-ist!

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Friday 12/2/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 183 Friday December 2nd 2011

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So California got hit with some hard wind
everywhere there's fallen trees and limbs
and people have got bad allergies
with all the airborne dust and debris
when I was in the South when the winds kicked up
you found a cellar or some place to pray for luck
it only seems that kites, sailboats, and windmills
are the only thing that benefit from the wind's mighty chill
in Southern California I couldn't stand the Santa Ana's.  They always put me in a bad mood.
That's when the wind blows from east to west
causing everything inland to be on your door step

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we bring you the return of the highly acclaimed segment INTO AN INTERVIEW with a very special guest!  Singer/songwriter and founder of the band the Restless Hillfillies, Mary Z. Wilson! 

Tomorrow we'll hear part two of INTO AN INTERVIEW, plus we'll hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor: three people who think bad wind is something you get from eating at El Torito.  I'm sorry, but that's what they really think.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Thursday 12/1/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 182 Thursday December 1st 2011

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So Christmas time's a comin'
and my memories have been runnin'
I remember all those years in radio
when I was forced to do the Christmas eve show
you're not allowed to talk since it's only Christmas music
so I sat their starting the next song and I didn't get to choose it
and this was Christmas Country music so add that to the mix
yet sometimes some part of me actually kinda misses it
listening to that many Christmas songs can make most people suicidal.  Luckily I held it together.
Sometimes I forget the weird hours and all the other flaws
it's amazing what we sacrifice in the name of our jobs.

Today we hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, PLUS we bring you the segment THE PAM BAUMGARDNER FILES!

Tomorrow we'll bring you the return of the highly acclaimed segment INTO AN INTERVIEW where we talk to a singer/songwriter who is writing amazing songs that are full of history and delight.  Her name is Mary Z. Wilson and her band is THE RESTLESS HILLFILLIES!  We'll also hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley: three people whose favorite holiday song is "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer."  Yes, those type of people really exist.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Wednesday 11/30/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 181 Wednesday November 30th 2011

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http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2011-11-30T12_06_29-08_00

Sorry no podcast yesterday
I got wrapped up in so much work and play
I visited San Francisco and saw a lot
staying near the piers and boats that bob
you'll hear in my segment MIKE ON MOBILE all that I did
it's cellphone quality and my phone is a piece of shi---biddydoo
then last night my friends Terri and Steve
took me out to a German birthday dinner more delicious than you can believe!
I had Schnitzel and a beer that was so delicious and so much.  Almost a bucket's worth!
So this is Wednesday's exciting podcast
let's hope it makes up for no Tuesday show alas.

Today we hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, PLUS we bring you the segment...well...you know what is is because I mentioned it in the song above.

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment that we were supposed to get to today, I mean yesterday, THE PAM BAUMGARDNER FILES!  Plus we'll hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player: three people that don't like to listen to MIKE ON MOBILE because it reminds them that they never return my calls.  Who the heck do they think they are?!?  Answer your phone once in a while!  Geez!

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Monday 11/28/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 180 Monday November 28th 2011

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Last night I watched Back to the Future Three
on blue ray so it was so much clearer to see
they shot the old west town parts up here in the Sonora area
we know someone lived there then and said it was the place to be uh
what's funny is my mom new someone in the late eighties
who lived over there in Port Hueneme
and saw them shoot the final scene with the time machine train
and he saw the day they destroyed the Delorean that must have been insane!
Living in California you tend to see movies being made.  And then you see movies 20 years later and go...oh, I know where that is!
Mary Steenburgen moved to the Ventura County and Ojai
she may have been introduced during that Back to the Future time.

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we bring you the segment NEW RANDOM with news that concerns your seat.  The one you're sitting on?  Maybe.

Tomorrow we bring you the segment MIKE ON MOBILE with me calling in from another interesting location, PLUS we'll hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor: three people who have never watched a Back to the Future movie.  They are what scientists like to call...cave dwellers.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Saturday 11/26/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 178 Saturday November 26th 2011

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So Black Friday is over now
and we wonder why we got up so early and how
so many people got up early and stood outside
hoping for some magical savings on crap inside
I don't believe in that sort of mass hysteria
it's like cool aid pouring down and being lapped up like sangria
let's all wake up for a far better cause
like all of coming together to save Santa Clause
because he needs to be saved!  There's like a hundred movies on tv this time of year that say so.
So here we go with Saturday's awesome podcast
listen to the whole thing because it maybe the last...no....just kidding...wanted to get your attention.

Today we hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, PLUS we bring you the segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK?  What will it be?  Oh, the suspense!

Tomorrow we'll bring you a fantastic segment called MIKE's CASSETTE CUBBYHOLE featuring an interview from the nineties that I did with a band that no longer exist...and Lord do I miss them!  We'll also hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player: three people that get up really early every year for Black Friday.  Not for the shopping but because they ate a lot and, well, you know.  They have to attend to business.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Friday 11/25/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 177 Friday November 25th 2011

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http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2011-11-25T11_58_03-08_00

So yesterday was turkey day
or to some football non-stop day
kind of ironic ain't it that there's guy sweating on fields
while fat guys watch them having just eaten big meals
my wife made her first turkey and it was delicious
she made home made stuffing that was outrageous
and then to top it all off a pecan pumpkin cheese cake
that is something I hope she again will make
meanwhile I am the worst host in the world because I don't have a tv
on Thanksgiving males watch what football brings
while the women enjoy talking about real things...like Black Friday...is that today?

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we bring you the segment MIKE ON MOBILE where I call in from the Thanksgiving festivities from yesterday.  Enjoy a little time traveling.

Tomorrow we bring you the segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK?  Plus we hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor: three people that enjoy watching football games on Thanksgiving.  Oh...and that saying what you're thankful for around the dinner table.  I'm thankful that I don't have an addiction to football...just bad 80's music.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Wednesday 11/23/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 176 Wednesday November 23rd 2011

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http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2011-11-23T10_30_57-08_00

So yesterday I had a birthday
so much fun and I had some cake
it was carrot cake which is close to my heart
in fact the whole day was full of carbs
we ate at a place called Home Room in North Oakland
they serve mac and cheese in various styles and brands
I had the Mexican one that had in it chorizo
what a lunch but then there were more carbs to go!
Later, we ate calzones at my in-law's house and they were amazing! 
So I think as well as turning 43 yesterday
I gained 43 pounds to I'll eat better today!

Today we hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, PLUS we bring you the segment MIKE ON MOBILE where I call in from an undisclosed location.  Well, we disclose it later on today.  Maybe.  You'll have to listen to find out.

Tomorrow IS THANKSGIVING!  I'm sorry, but I seriously doubt I'll have time to bring you a THANKSGIVING podcast...so sorry.  I'm flaking twice in one week.  But geez it's two holidays for me!  Oh yeah, and as well as it being t-day, it's my Mom's b-day!  So cut me some slack.  Like you'd have time to listen tomorrow anyway.

Friday we will bring you the segment MIKE ON MOBILE with a call from the Thanksgiving festivities.  Plus we'll hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley: three people who think that carbs grow on trees.  Well, they're sort of right.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Monday 11/21/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 175 Monday November 21st 2011

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It's the day before my birthday full of happiness and sorrow
just want you to know there will be no podcast for tomorrow
November 22nd will be a day of reflection and peace
saying goodbye to 42 and welcoming 43
and as you know if you have any facebook friends
you get "happy birthday" greetings that never end
they all say "Happy Birthday and have a good one!"
or they mention an inside joke that's sometimes fun
or, sometimes, you get no happy birthday's at all.  With my under 300 friends I guess that's entirely possible.
So as I go further into the middle age
I'm enjoying less having to turn the page.

Today we hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, PLUS we bring you the new segment WOW SCHATZ WOW! where we tell you a story that's surprising.  As my mom would say, "Wow, Schatz, wow!"

Tomorrow, as I mentioned before, will be no podcast because I'll be enjoying my birthday.  However, Wednesday we will come back with the segment MIKE ON MOBILE where I'll more than likely call in from my birthday festivities.  So much fun!  We'll also hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player: three people that never give me anything for my birthday.  That's probably a good thing.  I don't think they could pick out a gift if their lives depended on it.  Right now their lives depend on air and a healthy dose of cheese wiz.  Sad.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Sunday 11/20/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODAST effizode 174 Sunday November 20th 2011

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http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2011-11-20T16_02_12-08_00

So today I watched my first Raiders game
in quite awhile and it was not at all lame
they beat the Vikings and it was fun to watch
and the whole game I hardly looked at my watch
you see I must admit I'm not the biggest sports fan
I'll watch at my father-in-law's because he's a Raiders man
I ask him lots of questions because I'm completely naive
but now I have a bunch of knowledge up my sleeve
for example, did you know the Raiders have a...uh...hell, I don't remember
like I said I could give a crap about sports
but I respect the guys who play, they're the dedicated sort.

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we bring you the segment MIKE's SCAVENGER HUNT where I tell you about an interesting place that you should really hunt for.  We surprise interview someone there and have a good laugh.

Tomorrow we bring you the NEW segment called WOW SCHATZ WOW! where we discuss something that would make my German mother say to me "WOW, SCHATZ, WOW!"  We also hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor: three people that love football games.  So much so that they have occasionally tackled me and thrown me out the window of THE LAST PLACE ON EARTH.  But, to be fair, sometimes I deserve it.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Saturday 11/19/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 173 Saturday November 19th 2011

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So here it is sweet Saturday
and Thanksgiving's on its way
also my birthday in 3 days
can I avoid that in any way?
Oh yes there's death but I'm not ready for that
who really is? As a matter of fact
most people want to live at least another day
'carpe diem" is what they always say
at least Thanksgiving's 2 days after my birthday so I'll have something to cheer me up
42 was supposed to be an awesome year
it's wasn't bad but I hope 43's not a beer...I mean bear...rhyming's difficult.

Today we hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, PLUS we bring you the segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK?

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment MIKE's SCAVENGER HUNT where we tell you about an interesting place you'll want to find.  Plus we'll hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley: three people who think 42 is the answer to the ultimate question.  That question being...have I read too many Douglas Adam's books?

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Friday 11/18/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 172 Friday November 18th 2011

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Here I am on a Friday evening
sorry to get this show late to thee-ing
I was busy with helping out family members
now it's podcasting time if I can remember
tonight I might be seeing the band we had on the show
they're called Mister Loveless if you didn't know
I interviewed the lead singer, Rob, and he was all right
they're playing in Oakland tonight if you're in the area tonight
yes, that's Occupy Oakland territory, but you just need to be anti-banks to blend in
no, that's not as easy as it sounds
is there an atm nearby that I can get my money out?

Today we hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, PLUS we bring you the segment RIDICULOUS RANDOM POSTS featuring the latest of what's being social media-izing.

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK?  Plus we'll hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player: three people who love it when I podcast late because it gives them more time to sleep.  They are cryogenically frozen till they appear on the show.  So costly. 

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Thursday 11/17/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 171 Thursday November 17th 2011

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I was looking for documentaries on Hulu
there was one on Ed Wood...who knew?
Ed Wood was at the helm
of Plan 9 From Outer Space an awful film
he directed some of the worst movies ever made
including Glen or Glenda and a virtual parade
of horror films that watching now are such a ride
he had Bela Lugosi in most of them before he died
Tim Burton made a movie called Ed Wood with Johnny Depp that talked about all the crazy stuff he did
Martin Landau got an Academy Award
for playing Bela which looked pretty hard.

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we bring yoiu the segment NEWS RANDOM featuring an interesting story about furniture.  Yes, that's possible.

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment RIDICULOUS RANDOM POSTS plus we'll hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor: three people who have acted in awful movies.  Those movies need to be seen now.  Unfortunately, they have buried the reels under a Costco in Alhambra.  They will never be seen again.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Wednesday 11/16/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 170 Wednesday November 16th 2011

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Yesterday my wife and I
went with some friends on a drive
to a cool spot in Oakland sight seeing
where people are no longer living
it's the Mountain View cemetery and don't be scared
it has some very famous people who are interred there
including the guy from Ghirardelli Chocolate
and the founder of the University of California
plus the founder of Crocker Bank...does anyone remember that bank?  None of the protesters do either.
the view of the entire bay area was great
that place you just don't want to stay there too late!

Today we hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, PLUS we bring you the return of the segment WILLYA SHADUP's LIBERTY NATION FREEDOM PHONE FOR ALL.

Tomorrow we'll hear the segment NEWS RANDOM plus we'll hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley: three people that hope to only visit a cemetery once.  Once.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Tuesday 11/15/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 169 Tuesday November 15th 2011

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Yesterday I experienced IKEA
so much there to see-uh
going on a weekday is the best time
lots of room and shorter lines
the names are truly something many English speaking folk
have the toughest time to pronounce and try to spoke
we wanted some drapes and I must say right here
the selection was limited but Swedish meatballs over there!
I don't know why whenever I leave there I feel like I left not finding what I was looking for.
So cheap furniture has only one spot
unfortunately the perfect place it is not.

Today we hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, PLUS we bring you the segment MIKE ON MOBILE where I call in from yet another fantastic location!

Tomorrow we'll bring you the return of the segment WILLYA SHADUP's LIBERTY NATION PHONE FREE FOR ALL!  Plus we'll hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player: three people that once got lost in IKEA.  They were confused by all the slashes through the letter "o."

Mike

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