MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Sunday 8/7/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 84 for Sunday, August 7th, 2011

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So my wife borrowed from her dad a power washer
it sounds really weird like an outrageous flying saucer
it gets the dirt off all your stuff outside
then leaves a big water bill that makes you cry
Our yard is really starting to come together
we had a dust bowl and now it's so much better
with a grass lawn and one happy dog now
oh that's right, we have only one now, how?
the one from my wife's brother-in-law went BACK to my wife's brother-in-law due to issues
maybe it had to do with it's digging up the lawn
anyone want a 2 year old boxer that's fawn?

Today we hear from Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster plus another installment of MIKE ON MOBILE!

Tomorrow we hear from Valentino the Parking Attendant, Bison Bentley, and Madame Rootabega.  Bison Bentley once killed a man with a power washer but now I've said too much.

Mike
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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Saturday 8/6/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 83 for Saturday, August 6th, 2011

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http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2011-08-06T12_17_41-07_00

So I've seen the first two show of Project Runway
I watched with my wife and I have to say
I don't know how they design those clothes
I have trouble designing rhyming prose
This week the red head stayed on and by the way
She learned never agree with what the judges say
When you get criticism from them you should think outside the box
tell them they're full of crap and have way too much botox
Tim Gunn does all the work on that show.  He says "make it work" and he does most of it...
While Heidi Klum appears at just the beginning an end
Shouldn't she earn the paycheck she gets?

Today we hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer as well as another edition of RIDICUOUS RANDOM POSTS!

Tomorrow we hear from Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster.  I would love to see them in Project Runway's "final three."  Now THAT would be a show!

Mike
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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Friday 8/5/2011

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MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 82 for Friday, August 5th, 2011

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http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2011-08-05T11_45_15-07_00

So now we officially have no tv set
the last one we had died so we just forget
last night at my in-law's house we saw
some real tv and it left me in awe
for example, I'm all for gay rights
but what the hell?  Glee?  Why waste your Thursday nights
on a show that's an insult to all theater geeks
I guess it's the whole Glee fever right now and mystique
What about COP ROCK? Or FAME? Or pick any of the SOUTH PARK musical episodes?
So my tv's going to the local thrift store
and I'm not gonna watch crap anymore!

Today we hear from Valentino the Parking Attendant, Bison Bentley, and Madame Rootabega as well as bring you another effizode of MIKE's SCAVENGER HUNT!

Tomorrow we hear from Chely Shoehart our Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer.  Chely watches Glee, but the rest are Glee-less.  Don't fee bad for them.

Mike
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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Friday 8/5/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 82 for Friday, August 5th, 2011

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http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2011-08-05T11_45_15-07_00

So now we officially have no tv set
the last one we had died so we just forget
last night at my in-law's house we saw
some real tv and it left me in awe
for example, I'm all for gay rights
but what the hell?  Glee?  Why waste your Thursday nights
on a show that's an insult to all theater geeks
I guess it's the whole Glee fever right now and mystique
What about COP ROCK? Or FAME? Or pick any of the SOUTH PARK musical episodes?
So my tv's going to the local thrift store
and I'm not gonna watch crap anymore!

Today we hear from Valentino the Parking Attendant, Bison Bentley, and Madame Rootabega as well as bring you another effizode of MIKE's SCAVENGER HUNT!

Tomorrow we hear from Chely Shoehart our Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer.  Chely watches Glee, but the rest are Glee-less.  Don't fee bad for them.

Mike
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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Thursday 8/4/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 81 for Thursday, August 4th, 2011

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http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2011-08-04T08_57_47-07_00

So today I get a massage
It happens once every 2 years and not in a garage
Any stress that's in back
will go out somewhere and not come back
Some people aren't made to get massage you can infer this
they don't like it when other people touch their epidermis
I don't mind as long as it's not a male masseuse
it can be a strange experience and "Jerry, it moved."
so I'm doing this podcast now before I become a huge pile of jello.
So enjoy your Thursday and keep destressed
or maybe under pressure is where you are your best

Today we hear from Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and Madame Rootabega, plus another edition of NEWS RANDOM.

Tomorrow we hear from Valentino the Parking Attendant, Bison Bentley, and Madame Rootabega.  Ask them what an "epidermis" is and you'll get various answers.

Mike
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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Wednesday 8/3/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 80 for Wednesday, August 3rd, 2011

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http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2011-08-03T11_41_46-07_00

So I didn't do a podcast yesterday
Not that anyone noticed but that's okay
I was busy with going on a hiking trip
then bbq'ing some amazing tri-tip
yes I say bbq instead of grilling I don't care
because I like to say it that way so there!
Oh by the way I almost got backed over by a Prius
welcome to Nor Cal now get ready for all the crappy drivers among us
Please, when you back up your car, turn your damn lazy head around! 
So after a fantastic hike in the Berkeley hills
and bbq'ing there was no time for podcasting ills

Today we hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer, as well as another look inside the MIKELOPEDIA INSANICA!

Tomorrow we hear from Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster.  Yeah, none of them have been backed up over by a Prius yet.  Bless the angels.

Mike
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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Monday 8/1/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 79 for Monday, August 1st, 2011

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http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2011-08-01T12_14_24-07_00

So today is August first
that means we're enjoying Summer thirst
so we get ice tea and swim trunks thar
and we fall into a pool backwards
August is the month I usually hated
because as a kid it meant my summer days were dated
and then September is the biggest month of bummers
it's the end of sunburns it's the end of summer
and then buying clothes to go back to school in.  Clothes that I never liked.  Dang Catholic dress codes.
So as I wear my t-shirt that lists one hundred and tharty
Here's to August and may it be a party!

Today we hear from Valentino the Parking Attendant, Bison Bentley, and Madame Rootabega plus a special segment that only comes to you once in a great while.  You'll have to listen to find out what it is!

Tomorrow it's Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer.  They love summer like all of us.  Well, the would like summer if they were real people, but now I've said too much.

Mike
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